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Whack Job of the Week

Noam Chomsky

    

Chomsky was born on East Oak Lane in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on December 7, 1928.  His parents were Hebrew and Jewish immigrants.  Studied Linguistics at the University of Pennsylvania, then went on to get his PhD in linguistics from Harvard.  Published his acclaimed book Syntactic Structures in 1957 which showed what transformational grammar is to linguistics.  Chomsky joined the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) in 1955.  He still is a current professor at MIT today. 

Everything sounds like a normal guy that succeeded in America right?, Well this is where Chomsky's beliefs and ranting get him a place on the Whack Job of the Week.  As you might read of above it sounds all good, but see, Noam Chomsky is more notably known for his beliefs and attacks on the foreign policy and socialist movement of the United States.  Chomsky's believes he is a Libertarian Socialist, Libertarian Socialist believe that a society should be free of political, economical, and social hierarchies.  Everyone should be equal, not just created equal, but equal throughout life.  So no poor, middle-class, upper class. Everyone earns the same wage while working.  Everyone gets paid the same for whatever work there doing.  Corporate America is a sin and to be considered horrible for Americans.  American foreign policy entices fear among its citizens to go into other country's and declare war.  He  is also against the Global War on Drugs, against fighting in Afghanistan, Vietnam War, Iraq, WWI and all other conflicts. 

Now lets give Chomsky a little Patriotic Thunder and show him for what he really is. 

A Damn Hypocrite and Fake

Chomsky lives in a 1.8 million dollar home, oh that's right not upper class.  As being the Dean of Modern Languages of Linguistics he has not made the pay scale there equal amongst everyone.  For some reason he is the one getting paid the most in his department.  Apparently, he does not believe in working hard to provide for your family and make a better life for them, that would go against his beliefs that we should not be separated by class.  However, this hypocritical scum, put 2,000,000 in each of children's name and made them a trust fund so the U.S. Tax system couldn't tax it.  Why do that Chomsky if your not in favor of social hierarchy's? 

Chomsky likes to write books hence the pictures below

   

    

Chomsky has wrote many books about his beliefs but it seems he likes to capitalize on Americans Economy and misery.  Makes you wonder what type of person profits off someone else's tragedy (hence 9/11 books).  This Wack Job finds his supporters in dictators like Hugo Chavez holding up a book at the General Assembly on September 20, 2006 at the United Nations where Hugo called the U.S. President a "DEVIL".  Oh you don't like that picture, okay, what about these.

 

These are pictures of Chomsky with the Communist dictator Fidel Castro.  Yes, Fidel Castro the guy who runs that little shit hole named Cuba. Where most people try to build a boat to come to the United States rather than build there house or infrastructure (over 500 buildings collapse a year in Cuba).  The picture on the right is Chomsky in 1982 with at that time the Hezbollah Leader in Lebanon, I'm sure your Mother (Jewish) would be proud Noam.

    

Chomsky speaking at various Universities throughout the United States.  Oh Noam, why do charge 12,000 dollars a pop for these speeches about what is wrong with America?  You sure do enjoy the American Economy and have capitalized on it, but for some reason you still live here in the United States, love working and speaking here in the United States, and made a better life (upper class) for your children.  Your a fraud Noam and most of all a traitor to your country and just a damn hypocrite.  Welcome to the Whack-Job of the week on Patriotic Thunder, you earned it.