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Robs Column
You pick, as a neighbor,
A Muslim or a Liberal
Imagine for a minute with me that your doorbell was ringing. It was some government official dressed in his nice suit standing on your front porch, standing tall, with nice slick backed hair. He was some part of community action plan that forced diversity into the suburbs. Much like when colleges and universities were forced to accept not the most deserving application due to their ethnicity (Affirmative Action). He stood on your porch appearing that he was about to drop a bomb in your living room with just a few words he was going to say. He stated, "due to the diversity bill passed into legislature during 2007 that groups like Muslims and Liberals were getting a huge tax break to move into communities that were labeled very conservative, libertarian, or republican." The tax break was so enticing that these groups would profit immensely from making this venture out of there group based community.
Almost immediately, your thrown back, thinking what does this have to do with me? Then this agent from the federal government steps up on the porch with the other man in the suit and states, "ma'am/sir, I'm only here to act as a law enforcement official to make it official what you decide". Then you wonder, decide what, and you ask what am I deciding? The government man standing to the right states, "well since this may appear to be a hindrance on you and your family and the government recognizes that, you get to decide who you would want to be your neighbor, a Muslim or a Liberal." Now your absolutely beside yourself and the men standing on your porch don't seem so appeasing as they once did. So, you ask your spouse to come to the door and ask the men into your home. The men introduce themselves to your spouse and go over there visit and catch your spouse up to speed.
Your spouse is a devote Libertarian and follows party politics pretty close. The spouse takes his place in his chair that he has often sat in watching television scratching his head and making his knee move faster than a seamstress did in the old days. Your spouse's first response out of his mouth was how in the hell was my neighborhood picked for this so called community action plan. The government official says, "due to your communities voting, we have on record that your current neighbors vote more conservative than the national average which makes you a perfect neighborhood for this bill to go into affect in your community". He also says, "All we need is your decision whether you would want a Muslim or Liberal to move in next door". Then your spouse steps in with the informed mind and begins talking.
Your spouse says, what if we don't make a choice? The Federal Agent then replies, "then we will have to take you to jail for obstructing justice, which is a 10,000 fine and/or 5 years in jail under federal punitive laws stated in this community diversity bill enacted in 2007". The spouse then stands up in outrage, almost to the point of exploding over the fact that they must make a choice and if not go to jail if they don't. The quick thinking Libertarian spouse says, well we will need some more time to make this decision, can you give us some time and come back at a later date? Thinking that this would at least give them some time to think what they were going to do, the Federal Agent responded, "I'm sorry folks, I know this is a tough decision to make, but we can't leave without an answer or we will be forced to arrest you in non-compliance per the legislature bills issuance order." You and your spouse now feel that these two men and most of all your own governmental representatives have put you and your family in the corner with no way of getting out.
You then confer with your spouse which is more to our liking honey? A Muslim or a Liberal? Your spouse says, wow, what to decide, do we want to be killed from the outside in, like what a Muslim wants, since we are infidels. Maybe we should pick a Liberal, they will just destroy our neighborhood from within resulting from the same course as the Muslim. You then say what do you mean by that honey, as the governmental officials ears perk up in amazement that your spouse was so informed on these groups of destruction.
As your heart is beating much more rapidly then it just was you ask your spouse, what he meant, destroy us from within or outside. Your spouse responds in saying, if we pick Muslims, little Johnny will be forced to ride the school bus with kids that will call him a infidel and ridicule him for not being Muslim. The Muslims will also try to make us convert to Islam, a religion filled with hate and destruction, more evident is a religion that supports beheading, torture and killing well stated in there bible, the Quran. As they pray five times a day to there god (Allah), they may mistake us for Jews and consider us as low as a farm animal, called a pig. You remember honey, those Muslims were the ones that shaved themselves of all body hair and think they will receive virgins that flew into the World Trade Center, Pentagon, and Pennsylvania all in the name of some god named Allah. At least we will know all the male names of the family, Muhammad, there so called prophet or messenger of Allah. Well how do you know it will be a family with kids, mingling with our kids honey? Because my dear, Muslims have a back up plan that went into effect a long time ago which says, have as many kids as you can, because with more Muslims, Islam will have the numbers to stand up and fight against the infidels, you. Immediately you think, well I would have to be out of mind to pick them as a neighbor, so you ask what about the Liberal.
As the government officials sit in your hard worked for living room shaking there heads in agreement with what your spouse just said, your spouse responds to what a Liberal neighbor would be like. A Liberal honey, is why we have to make this decision right now due to the Election of 2006. The Liberal mind says that little Johnny will have to be driven to school because they will want more money used on feeding the welfare kids instead of it being used on busses. The Liberal family will also try to convert us into there beliefs in political views and will undermine our whole community, like Global Warming. Most of all what a Liberal will do is that we should try and talk to our enemies even though they want and showed they will kill us. Another example of a Liberal is someone who would rather attack our community rather than standing by our community. Also, all of our news, talk radio, drama, and reality television shows will all be propaganda for the Democratic party. Laws will be proposed and appropriations made in developing our community into one view, there idiotic ideology of how government will do everything for us. Our home association fees will quadruple because they will always have an excuse to spend our hard earned money better than we can. The last thing honey is when the Muslims do try to take over America we will not have any gun or other weapons to defend our home. So honey, you tell me who you would want to pick as our new neighbor in our tranquil community.
You yourself, the individual, the voter that watched the Election of 2006 and the ramifications behind it in a response that surprises everyone. You stand up and address your spouse and the governmental officials by saying, I WANT JAIL. Your spouse the Libertarian looks in disbelief that you made such a choice and asks why jail. You respond, at least in jail I won't have to deal with Muslims and Liberals, we already know in current America they are the real free people in America society. Then the federal agent places the handcuffs on you and your escorted to jail to spend your sentence out.
Is this what we are facing in America? Is this story so far fetched that it can't be a true reality in the upcoming years? Lets hope it doesn't, hope is all we have, we lost the election remember, Liberals are in office and the Muslims are still winning .
